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| Introduction Finding my way |
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Ah, the joys of packing up and moving May 25, 1997 |
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25 | (4) |
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Interleague play sparks romance July 6, 1997 |
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29 | (4) |
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Ladies and gentlemen, just barely live, the Molding Stones! November 16, 1997 |
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33 | (4) |
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Redecorating the interior of a plane January 18, 1998 |
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37 | (4) |
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Hard work is a moving experience March 1, 1998 |
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41 | (4) |
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Does the job market have you at the end of your rope? March 22, 1998 |
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45 | (4) |
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Today's topic: Baby goes to the dentist April 26, 1998 |
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49 | (4) |
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`Da bomb' takes on a whole new meaning in Chino May 24, 1998 |
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53 | (4) |
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Raise the curtain for the not-so-great films of the century June 21, 1998 |
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57 | (4) |
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Now who'll believe his big scoops? June 24, 1998 |
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61 | (4) |
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Allen Scaling new heights, not looking down July 22, 1998 |
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65 | (4) |
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`Sorry, wrong number' calls are pushing his buttons July 26, 1998 |
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69 | (4) |
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Flash! Gays rampant; U.S. in a panic! August 5, 1998 |
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73 | (4) |
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Waiting for a tow, time sure passes slow August 26, 1998 |
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77 | (4) |
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The bald facts on sheriff's hair apparent September 2, 1998 |
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81 | (4) |
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Don't play it again, Sam --- please, don't October 14, 1998 |
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85 | (4) |
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There's a `Closed' sign on the California Welcome Center? That's a fine how-do-you-do December 2, 1998 |
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89 | (4) |
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Don't have a cow, man! Chino jury duty limited to sitting, waiting, preserving democracy December 16, 1998 |
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93 | (4) |
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Latest megamerger joins Christmas, Thanksgiving; deal may contain sanity clause December 23, 1998 |
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97 | (4) |
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101 | (8) |
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A 1990s guessing game: Is this clothing store for men, women or both? (or neither?) January 27, 1999 |
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109 | (4) |
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Angry bees are 25 years late, but the 10-year-old boy in all of us still says: Killer! February 24, 1999 |
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113 | (4) |
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$166 million too much for a park? Hah! Why, Rancho Cucamonga is aiming too darn low March 10, 1999 |
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117 | (4) |
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Feelin' less groovy at 35, as pop culture --- Lauryn who? --- slips away March 14, 1999 |
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121 | (4) |
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Who was that masked man? It could be a wrestler, as lucha libre invades Pomona! March 31, 1999 |
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125 | (4) |
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Lose your keys? Simple problems turn us into morons April 25, 1999 |
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129 | (4) |
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Jury duty in sliding-door injury case was trial of the century, in a manner of speaking May 12, 1999 |
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133 | (4) |
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If you've got the Time, they've got the subscription offer May 16, 1999 |
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137 | (4) |
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How do we develop the Chino Valley dairyland? First, we tell the cows to moooooove May 26, 1999 |
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141 | (4) |
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Class clown? Him? Awful truth revealed May 30, 1999 |
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145 | (4) |
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Men! Boys! Pick up women without even breaking a sweat June 27, 1999 |
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149 | (4) |
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Ontario's street planters seem like a roundabout way to slow down speeding traffic June 30, 1999 |
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153 | (4) |
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If cops and firefighters get own Olympics, give other professions a sporting chance July 7, 1999 |
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157 | (4) |
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Readers offer straight talk on roundabouts, say Police Games no laughing matter July 21, 1999 |
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161 | (4) |
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Shortened workweek in France makes him bleu July 25, 1999 |
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165 | (4) |
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Salmonella-plagued dining hall needs fixing, and Dave's got some eggs-citing plans September 29, 1999 |
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169 | (4) |
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Comic Mort Sahl is no longer hip, but as Claremont gig shows, he's still got that edge November 17, 1999 |
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173 | (4) |
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Students wait for their `60 Minutes' of fame at media-besieged Walnut High November 24, 1999 |
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177 | (4) |
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Earth to Mars: Give back our missing probes! December 12, 1999 |
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181 | (4) |
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Rats! `Peanuts' is ending, and that's one thing you can't be wishy-washy about December 15, 1999 |
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185 | (4) |
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189 | (6) |
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Funny thing about the new game show craze: rich in prizes, but poor in smarts January 12, 2000 |
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195 | (4) |
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In South Carolina, enthusiasm for the defeated Confederate banner doesn't flag January 26, 2000 |
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199 | (4) |
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Real Rancho Cucamonga not exactly `Simpatico' with two recent movie portrayals February 9, 2000 |
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203 | (4) |
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Blah blah blah yak yak yak February 13, 2000 |
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207 | (6) |
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Here's an umbrella theory on why guys do dumb, manly things -- like get rained on February 16, 2000 |
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213 | (4) |
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Movies, media go cuckoo for Cucamonga February 20, 2000 |
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217 | (4) |
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Time passing too fast? Try spending it waiting in line March 12, 2000 |
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221 | (4) |
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`Titanic' star's success in journalism gives columnist sinking feeling April 12, 2000 |
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225 | (4) |
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Sorry, Peter: `Jaws' still has its bite April 16, 2000 |
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229 | (4) |
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Going for broke, Upland spares no expense on its way to the poorhouse April 19, 2000 |
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233 | (4) |
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Central Coast is high on Rancho Cucamonga's Los Osos school name April 26, 2000 |
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237 | (4) |
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Who said Central Park couldn't be done? Oh yeah, the voters did May 17, 2000 |
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241 | (4) |
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He boldly goes where no columnist has gone before --- work, 2020 style May 21, 2000 |
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245 | (8) |
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Please, just photo shoot him now before the future arrives May 21, 2000 |
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253 | (4) |
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Wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper turns out to be a hard man to pin down May 24, 2000 |
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257 | (4) |
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Knight, Rocker temper tantrums produce hope for anger-impaired June 7, 2000 |
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261 | (4) |
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Many flubs, but (whew!) no `Flubber' June 18, 2000 |
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265 | (4) |
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Ask gene guy about human genome June 28, 2000 |
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269 | (4) |
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Thomas Jefferson, you've got mail July 5, 2000 |
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273 | (4) |
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Bee Guy bugs more than just insects July 19, 2000 |
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277 | (4) |
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A stiff upper lip loosens August 13, 2000 |
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281 | (4) |
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Earnest meets Officer Friendly August 15, 2000 |
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285 | (4) |
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Cerebration time; c'mon, strike up the bland August 18, 2000 |
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289 | (4) |
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Their final answer is `no' August 20, 2000 |
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293 | (4) |
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We're A-No. 1, top of the heap, the valedictorian, king of the hill -- in smog September 6, 2000 |
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297 | (4) |
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Precisely how hot is it in Hades? September 20, 2000 |
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301 | (4) |
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Wrestling job is a real croc September 24, 2000 |
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305 | (4) |
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End of a trivial pursuit December 24, 2000 |
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