Dead Meat, your horror safe haven, rates the kills and counts the victims so you don't have to!Celebrating the audacity, ingenuity, and technical brilliance (or not) of horror filmmakers, the
Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Slay-to-Slay Calendar, from the creators of
The Kill Count, ranks, rates, and tabulates the body counts in all your favorite horror movies, from blockbuster franchises and arty classics to creature features and braindead slashers.
Let's get to the Numbers! Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size 5.354 x 4.488
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Each page features Dead Meat's choice for best and worst kills from everyone's favorite horror films.
Dead Meat Productions, run by husband and wife team James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, is home to The Kill Count, where they tally up the kills in all your favorite horror media and explore how they were made. Beyond The Kill Count, Dead Meat creates the Dead Meat Podcast featuring in-depth movie reviews, genre analysis, and horror themed games, as well as seasonal series like They Talk!, What's Your Favorite Scary Movie, and Production Tales from Hell.
