| Foreword by Cindy Sheehan | xi | ||
| Introduction | 1 | ||
| Brain Dead, Made of Money, No Future at All | 11 | ||
| Incompetent Design | 17 | ||
| The Ethic of Total Opposition | 23 | ||
| Donkeys of Mass Destruction | 27 | ||
| Hostile Information | 37 | ||
| We Caught the Wrong Guy | 41 | ||
| Winnebagos of Death | 45 | ||
| The Dog Ate My WMD | 50 | ||
| The Heart of the Matter | 56 | ||
| Radical Militant Librarians and Other Dire Threats | 61 | ||
| The Revolution Was Not Televised | 65 | ||
| Going Too Far | 68 | ||
| The Wack-Pack | 73 | ||
| The New Fascism | 77 | ||
| Hey, Hey, Woody Guthrie, I Wrote You a Song | 81 | ||
| The Supremacy of the Super-Citizen | 85 | ||
| The Story of the Ghost | 95 | ||
| Get Some | 100 | ||
| Let the Dead Teach the Living | 104 | ||
| Bush's Soviet State | 108 | ||
| Short Tales from Bizarro World | 112 | ||
| Don't Let It Bring You Down | 116 | ||
| George and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamtie | 119 | ||
| The War Is Lost | 128 | ||
| Attack on Iran: A Looming Folly | 133 | ||
| The Prophecy of Oil | 142 | ||
| One for All | 148 | ||
| The Politics of Shoe Leather | 154 | ||
| Cindy's Victory | 159 | ||
| "No One Could Have Anticipated..." | 164 | ||
| An Open Letter to Richard Cohen | 168 | ||
| The Best of Us | 173 | ||
| My Morning Song | 177 | ||
| Acknowledgments | 181 | ||
| Index | 183 |
