A collection of the very best poems and sketches from the nation's favourite poet
'Pam Ayres is absolutely essential to British humour' Mail on Sunday
'A national treasure' Daily Express With These Hands is the classic collection of witty monologues and poems from Pam's early life in the 1950s, through four years in the WRAF, and marriage and motherhood, to her busy career as a writer and broadcaster.
From the topical to the hilarious, this collection encompasses the spectrum of Pam Ayres' talent. She writes about such topics as the pollution of the beaches, the demise of the Church and the cult of Sunday Shopping, as well as the National Lottery and the Wonderbra.
The pieces are presented together with delightful illustrations by Susan Hellard, providing a beguiling insight into the heart and mind of Pam Ayres.
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16 | (8) |
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24 | (2) |
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26 | (5) |
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31 | (2) |
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I Loved an Antique Dealer |
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34 | (7) |
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Will I Have to Be Sexy at Sixty? |
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41 | (2) |
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Babe, Won't You Send Me a Fax? |
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43 | (3) |
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Searching for Bryan Brown |
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46 | (2) |
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48 | (7) |
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55 | (1) |
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56 | (3) |
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59 | (7) |
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66 | (3) |
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69 | (4) |
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Won't Someone Take Our Barbecue Away? |
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73 | (3) |
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Yes, I'll Marry You, My Dear |
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76 | (2) |
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78 | (2) |
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When Will I Have Suffered Enough? |
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80 | (1) |
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81 | (2) |
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Nowadays We Worship at Saint Tesco |
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83 | (3) |
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86 | (1) |
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87 | (2) |
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Close Together: Far Apart |
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89 | (2) |
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91 | (1) |
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92 | (1) |
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93 | (4) |
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If Only Once Again My Hair Would Sprout |
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97 | (2) |
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99 | (2) |
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101 | (2) |
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103 | (2) |
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105 | (7) |
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112 | (9) |
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121 | (8) |
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Chrysanths Are Always Nice |
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Pam Ayres has been a writer, broadcaster, and entertainer for over 40 years. She is the author of several best-selling poetry books, including The Works, Surgically Enhanced, You Made Me Late Again!, and The Last Hedgehog. Pams autobiography, The Necessary Aptitude, was a best seller when it was published in 2011.
On radio she is a regular on Just A Minute, has made six series of her own Ayres On The Air, and has appeared twice on the legendary Desert Island Discs.
Pam performs her solo stage show throughout the UK, and lives in the Cotswolds, where she is an enthusiastic gardener for wildlife.
