In a world of lame jokes, unreliable truths, and disappointing affirmations, a little unspiration goes a long way.Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the
Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynics soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you well be okay after all
almost.
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size 4.606 x 4.606
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Daily sarcastic unspirational messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.
Elan Gale is a strange person, author, and television writer, who is best known for his time as an Executive Producer of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and and for creating both FBoy Island and FGirl Island. In his spare time, he is a social media master who has amassed over 6 million social media followers between his various humorous accounts. He is small in stature, physically weak, and an alcoholic, and those are his best qualities. He has been featured in the New York Times, USWeekly, Time, Salon, People Magazine, The Today Show, and countless other publications and blogs. Under his Unspirational banner, he has published Texts from Your Ex, Tinder Nightmares, and Your Shitty Family. He currently lives in Los Angeles and hates traffic.
